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mother fucker [08 Sep 2004|10:40am]
[ mood | blank ]

yeah i havent really be in live journal in a fuck load..dont know why..it think its all the lap dances... : ) they just distract me. well yeah not much to say but fucking summers ending...and this sucks..i see everyone put there schedule on here, so i guess i will to!

1 - spanish 2 (failing that class)
2 - honors geo
3 - english 1
4 - gym
5 - art 1 (dont ask i cant draw if my life depending on it)
6 - biology a
7 - compters (i.c.p)
8 - would history and cultures a

yep yep

5 say lets take a journey ..into my room?

yeah [02 Aug 2004|11:24am]
[ mood | excited ]

last couple of nights were pretty awesome. yesterday i was at the mall with sam...thats always fun. i talked to noel for a little last night and all i know is that shes finally home! im sooo excited i think tonight is going to be quite fun..hahaha parrrrtttyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..into my room?

boredddd [29 Jul 2004|01:15pm]
[ mood | bored ]

haha i found this really great jokes...im a dork : )


why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

they already have boyfriends


why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them


what do men and sperm have in common?

they both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being


how many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

we don't know; it has never happened


why did the man cross the road?

he heard the chicken was a slut


how many men does it take to open a can of beer?

none. it should be opened by the time she brings it


pick up lines...

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,have you
seen one?
9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth tonight.
10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

hahaha arent these great?

3 say lets take a journey ..into my room?

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